I was tearing out some insulation and found a hive of bees the other day.
Needless to say I was scared at the initial discovery and waved my hands
frantically while squealing and running in circles. As I calmed down and removed
the pink cushion a hive fell out. First we put the hive in a jar with a couple
of bees and stared through the glass. The next day at the scene of the crime
many bees continued to come back to the area. Then a small girl from across the
street saw another part of the hive on the ground. I collected that part of the
hive and put it in a plastic container and combined the original larger hive
with it. The container had two openings and I placed it in the same location and
watched as the bees started returning to their hive even though it was inside
the plastic container. I've since moved the container around the yard and have
given it a home inside an igloo-type dog house so that I can watch if it grows
or dissolves. My wife isn't so excited at the prospect of naming the bees and
having them as pets, but I think it's fun and educational.
Tonight I
watched an entire episode of Animal Planet on Killer Bees and I'm becoming more
intriqued with the concept of keeping bees and hoping that they don't rise up
and kill me as their tyrant owner. The leader of the bees is appropriately named
Bubble, but I think I will have to be more creative in the future or they bees
won't respect my naming powers. I can't help but think of the episode of
SpongeBob when Mr. Crabs was squeezing the jelly from the Jellyfish for the
special sauce in his Crabby Patties. Do Bees have a special Honey that I can use
to make an Organic non-toxic screen printing ink from? Was this the divine
intervention that I have been waiting for? Or am I simply an incidental
temporary housing project for this superior beings?
The Bees are also
clammering about as a result of Obama's "Bitter" comments. I'm quite proud that
North Carolina is in the news for people posting "I'm Bitter" bumper stickers on
their vehicles. I think of North Carolina as a radical mix of American culture
and having been raised there during my teen years I now recognize the political
nexus that it is. Many people love the state, but it isn't easy to understand
the intricacies of the people. I'm not even sure if the "I'm Bitter" bumper
stickers are pro or con about OBama, which makes them very similar to my own
designs. I'll make a design mostly because it touches on an issue versus because
it takes a side. At first glance, however, many of the designs appear to take a
side when they may be very ambiguous. I'm bitter about this too.
Today
was the first day that I agreed with the verbatim words of a political leader
and felt an impact from the proposed policy as being relevant to our times and
culture. John McCain announced that he would propose to suspend the gas tax
during the summer. Why? I feel that the government profits from the increase in
gas and oil revenue increases and therefore is in a position to stay quiet on
the matter. I also feel that directly giving money to the population of a state
is downright stupid. I could provide more details on these two points, but I
don't want to bore you any more than you already are.
The policy of
removing the revenue generating source of our inflation creating commodity by
reducing the governments take is a logical suggestion and it approaches the
problem from an angle that I had considered untouchable by elected officials.
John McCain is not currently elected, which is why this may be fair game as a
talking point and the idea of a Hundred Year War for Oil is out of line.
However, the fact that he has hit the nail on the head on one of the ways that
the government is able to enjoy higher gas prices while we pay through the nose
has given me the respect for his logic that I had otherwise lost for our
potential leaders based on their ability to miss the point 99.9% of the
time.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Killer Bees make Killer Inks
Thursday, April 3, 2008
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
Here is the good. Got a shout out from a website who's job we finished in
time. Every now and then we get one right. K-Dawgs
The
Bad: I found out that after 2 years of paying several leases from Dell computer
for a few items I was ultimately scammed by the over-evaluation of the prices so
that buying the product outright is unreasonable. Plus if I don't want to keep
the computers I have to pay to have it shipped back. The real problem is that
I've got several more leases and even purchased longterm insurance contracts for
the systems so that if they broke I'd be covered. Talk about wasting
money.
HellFinancial.com
The Ugly: A
review on Yelp that stunk. Sure it doesn't really matter much, but it hurts. I
just put a Yelp sticker on the LA store window. You can't please everyone
anway.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/y-que-trading-post-los-angeles-2
I'm
going to take a break from posting for a few days as I want to go back and edit
my prior post to remove any errors. Although I like sporadic and quick postings
I can't really justify leaving unedited post with tons of errors while my kids
are learning proper grammer in grade school. I wouldn't be a good example if I
didn't fix my own mistakes on this blog.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Who do you want answering the phone in the middle of the night?
Just when I thought it was safe to go to sleep last night, 1a.m after loading
up a truck full of blank t-shirts, I was going to put my thoughts down aboout my
"Cold Fusion" experiments and how to solve the plastisol ink verus water based
ink problem, when I when to my pages and found a "we are currently moving our
website". Insert "WTF" here as my heart starts to beat rapidly thinking that my
domain name was sniped. Low and Behold my server company, IX Webhosting, is up
and moving their damn servers and will be down for up to 2-days. Two friggin'
days is an eternity for loss of sales and indexing as my entire world can be
dumped from indexed servers. My images are all stored on these servers that are
being moved so the sites that I use for my web business were either down
completely or looked like a jumbled mess of unloaded images.
Luckily may
main shopping cart was on a Yahoo server and my son has a site on another server
with FTP so instead of sleeping and solving the world's problems I had to upload
new generic image links and substitute headers into my web pages. It's a good
thing I didn't have a few drinks or my internet world would've been crashed
around my head in the morning. The point here is that you never know what is
going to happen with running an internet business. Mostly dumb things happen
that screw up everything and it is the dumb things that take up most of the
time. I can't say I was working all night, because there is nothing on my main
website at yque.com that can prove it. As far as my wife knows I was probably up
all night looking at porn. Sure if you had an IT department these things could
be solved by others, but you can't count on it so it is better to do it myself.
These two sites are still down, ekay.com and t-shirts.org, so none of
the fancy things I wanted to work on and update will be functioning this
weekend, but my basic operations are working at yque.com. Still how many backups
do you need? You can't count on indexing to stabalize your business, because
being down a few days can change everything and even switching to a new server
company for my websites would mess up my ip numbers. There isn't an easy answer
as the web is more akin to voodoo than practical mechanics. The only good news
is that this will force me to go back to basics and rebuild the site and hope
that the site still has some traffic.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us...

This jingle from
Burger King comes to mind since custom printing is my biz. The customer my
always be right, however, kissing ass isn't my fortay unless I am being
well-paid for my efforts. I try to be nice, pleasant and happy-go-lucky about
what I am doing for a living and understandably we are trying to give customers
the ability to produce printed garments in small quantities with their own
designs. This is seemingly a simple task, just like Burger King can leave off
the mayo and not complain. The problem is if the customer keeps changing their
mind or doesn't know what they want. This week has been excruciating with almost
every customer deciding after the fact that they want different artwork or to
modify the design size. I consider this ridiculous since it means that I have
wasted screen after screen on jobs that will never get printed.
Why
can't people just print out their design, hold it up to a shirt and decide on
the size before they committ to having it printed? I don't want to waste my life
making samples for people who won't don't seem to have a ruler in their universe
and who can't decide on the dimensions of their artwork ahead of time. To me a
screen is like a special piece of film, cleaned, prepared with light-sensitive
chemicals and stored for use in duplicating designs, not to be wasted because
the customer can't estimate and stick to their decision. Most of these designs
aren't exotic or interesting, so that makes it more frustrating. If I had the
proper technology I could show how each design size looks on different shirt
sizes, but I could also spend that time enjoying my life. Ok, I've talked myself
into a new project, shooting photos of shirts with rules next to a bunch of
designs, like that will work.
The good news is that we have trimmed cost
on warehousing and the stores are being re-stocked with decent inventory for the
spring, which starts today. The new store in SF is breaking even and strangely
Tuesdays are our strongest day of the week. We haven't figured that out yet,
maybe that is the day that tourist arrive on cheap flights from Europe or
something. I was looking at a place in Berkeley for a new store, but the deal
fell through. The landlords aren't desperate enough yet and I must require too
many favorable terms for before I move in. Triple net is a fraud, making the
tenants pay the taxes for the landlord is a rip-off. I'll wait until the summer
when school is out and the stores start closing on Telegraph avenue, then I
should be able to get a decent deal on rent. There isn't any point in opening
stores that aren't going to be profitable, except for exposure, and there is no
reason to be in business just to pay someone else's mortgage. The internet
provides a way to market products without having to pay excessive rents, but the
real-estate agents of the world haven't caught on yet. Once building owners
realize that business's can't stay in business without making a profit then they
may consider charging affordable rents. This will only happen after
neighborhoods go down and the larger corporate stores start defaulting on
owners. Sad but true. Email us if you know of any reasonably priced areas that
could handle an Y-Que retail store. Small and cheap.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
All Your T-shirts Belong To Us!

Click
here to print your own "When Monks Die"
Boycott the Olympics 2008 Poster. Nobody gets it, but this is a take off on
the Prince song, "When Doves Cry".
Grammer schammer, t-shirts aren't
known for being gramatically correct, so spellin' shouldn't matter none either.
"Shit Happens!" "Frankie Say Relax". "Free Winona". All classic t-shirt slogans
that mean very little on their own, but when combined with cotton and printed
very large on the front of a t-shirt then they take on a life of their own. Such
is this blog, poorly written, but with good intentions. I barely have enough
time to finish answering stupid questions, so I have started using this blog as
a place to flush the silliness out of my head before I go back to the endless
stream of email that keeps pulling me back in. The point here is that pardon my
grammer, but I have to write quick or not write at all. Eventually this could be
used as an FAQ, so for now just consider it random notes from a t-shirt
madman.
The Organic shirts are coming in and I am creating a rack with
the different colors so that I can photograph them and give an accurate
representation of the various shades that are available. Softness, Made in USA
or Organic? Who would win in a fight? Are people more concerned about the soft
fabric and smooth it feels on their skin? Do people really care about
protectionism, or is it just something to talk about while they are in the
store? Isn't all cotton organic? These are the issues that we will deal with in
2008 through our retail stores and with the product line of tee shirts that we
offer for sale. Style and comfort are dominating factors, but as the t-shirt
population becomes more educated about the clothing industry everyone has become
a critic and every problem in the industry has become a marketing opportunity.
Clearly the internet has become the arena for t-shirt marketing and it
is one of the few commodities that people have successfully developed into
businesses. Which hopefully means that the T-Shirt is here to stay for another
10-50 years. T-shirts are the Burqa of Western society, the Kilt of the young,
the Kimona of the masses, the cloak of the proletariat. Where the t-shirt goes
from here depends more the population as a whole since t-shirts engineered in
design by production and cost concerns, not cultivated in the world of haute
couture, but made for the real world.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
T-shirts are like Hamburgers
My first job as a teenager was at a Hamburger place in North Carolina. Sure I
wanted to work in the Cotton Mill spinning denim or as a floor sweeper at the
Cigarette factory but those jobs were beyond my skill level. Like all first jobs
it taught me everything I needed to know even though I walked around in a smiley
faced smock smelling like grease and had burn marks on my arms from the deep
fryer. Those things are fond memories now, it was the akwardness of a spastic
kids that was being turned into a production machine that seems like the lessons
that were important when it comes to t-shirts. T-shirts are like Hamburgers in
that each one ends up on a specific person, but the methods to make them have to
be streamlined to the type of product that you want in the end.
The
relevance of this is that if you want more than 2-3 colors on less than 144
shirts then it's a pain in the butt and if anything it is going to be so
expensive that you won't want to do it. I don't think people really pay for
gilded Hamburgers in fancy restaurants as has been noted in the news. The
average price of a Hamburger is $2-6, about what you want to pay for a blank
t-shirt. Even Carls' Six Dollar burger is $4, but it isn't very good. There are
different processes that can get you a multi-colored design on a few shirts, but
they are typically digital processes and there are varying degrees of quality.
This is why you hear a sigh in the voice of the t-shirt screen printing
manager when you start listing the number of colors and print locations for a 24
shirt job. Most people assume that my pricelist is a mistake when it says n/a
for 3-colors at lower quantities so they call to only hear the words "We don't
do that". One company that I work with is withdrawing from the internet sales
market because of all the time their employees have wasted working on fraudulent
and unprintable orders. When they asked how we dealt with the problem the answer
is, "Most of my time is spent saying NO". Computers can do a lot of exotic
artwork these days, but everything can't just be put on a small run of t-shirts
without spending $1000 and turning a six-dollar shirt into a Gilded
Hamburger.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Tear Away tags for the Anvil - finally
Who needs a tag anyway. For a while we were removing tags and inserting our
own label, but then we progressed to printing our logo inside the collar of the
shirt. This works and there has been a modest demand, or at least request, for
this service. Often when I inform the customer that it is the same price as
printing the design they change their mind and decide it isn't worth it. The
problem with removable tags is that you have to resize each category of shirt
when printing your own label inside, which means anywhere from 2-5 different
logos, as we need one screen setup for each size category. It sounds easy, but
it is a pain to sort and print the different sizes into shirts to only have to
print them again with the design. Secondly the care instructions aren't really
going to be printable on the inside collar of shirts, but who cares? It's only a
t-shirt anyway not a friggin' fur coat.
I've been using the Alstyle
1701s for the tear-away tag and now that Anvil is jumping on board the other
companies should follow suit. Although I don't suggest the inside label thing it
does look cool and now we won't have to cut the tags out meticulously trimming
the stray threads which never completely go away. The other problem with
printable tags inside the collar is that the customer can never get rid of the
logo that is scraping up against their neck in all it's glory. Good for branding
and good if you can't remember where you got the shirt and you need another.
Some companies used to like to print a small tag on the back, high up near the
collar. Not bad, it works for the same reasons as the other tag only it lets
others know where you got the shirt. Still it is another print cost for the
other location and the size and care instructions can remain in the shirt where
they belong.
Web addresses under the design is another option. Not so
bad. I don't do it, too cool for that type of advertising, but I think it works
for organizations and such. If I had the time I'd like to put a sticker on each
shirt for the design that is printed on the front of the shirt. This would allow
the customer to advertise the design in some other sticker worthy location and
we could put the web address on the sticker. Time is the issue here, plus every
added step simply slows down the time it takes to get a design out the door, so
I'll save that idea until later.